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Aww, look at you. So tiny I can't even see it from under your shirt.

Where is it?

It's so little.

Aww, such a pitiful little penis. I don't know if it should be called a penis.

Certainly not a cock. It's just a ding-a-ling, like a doorbell or a mushroom.